Tumblr doesn’t need an April Fool’s joke. Their year-long April Fool’s joke is still trying to sell blog themes for $50
Picked out some new carpet today. I thought they were messing with me.
I wanna feel the bulge in your pants as we cuddle
Why is tyler oakley cosplaying the fairy godmother from shrek??
that was sooo savage omfg
i can see it, tbqh
I just remembered how hilarious it was to watch this shit on national television.
no Santa, they’re not gifts, they’re jifts.
"do not pity the dead, harry. pity the living. and above all, pity those who have been watching How I Met Your Mother for nearly a decade and got a really really shitty excuse of a final episode"