why is this whole website suddenly obsessed w/ cotton eyed joe
Yeah like where did it come from where did it go
why is this whole website suddenly obsessed w/ cotton eyed joe
Yeah like where did it come from where did it go
do she got
shiduuuuuuu
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I feel like this is the beginning of a gender-bendy fairytale just waiting to happen. Princess in a tower, big dowry offered to anyone “man” enough to woo her.
In comes the cross dressing female warrior who dupes the King, conspires with the Princess, and earns the dowry only to reveal her womanness to the masses right after the wedding, after which she sweeps Princess off her feet and they ride off into the sunset together to be awesome and lesbian.
(In all seriousness, this guy is a jerk.)
i just laughed so hard fuck
move bitch get out the way
THAT HAS ALWAYS BEEN THE FUNNIEST FUCKING LINE IN THIS MOVIE I CRY EVERY GOD DAMN TIME I WATCH IT
This comes close to “YOU’RE MAKING IT LOOK LIKE I THINK COOLSVILLE SUCKS”
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OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH.
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This photo was reblogged from therighteousmantheangelofthelord and originally by c0cainkeys.
someone explain to me how parents can scream at you until you’re crying and then act like nothing happened 20 minutes later
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Dean Cornwell, It’s Hard to Explain Murder, 1920
He “works” with guys named Sam, Dean and Crowley
He has a really huge “hockey bag” that we’re not allowed to look in
We have an outrageous amount of salt in the basement
(that’s just the start, there’s more in the garage)
He also really likes his leather jacket.
UPDATE: HE’S ALWAYS ON BUSINESS TRIPS AND ONCE CAME HOME FROM A “HOCKEY GAME” WITH A HUGE CUT ON HIS NECK
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Chris on Ellen 2013
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